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Jewish Haiku's
submitted by: Bernice Lewis
Lacking fins or tail the gefilte fish swims with great difficulty.
Beyond Valium, peace is knowing one's child is an internist.
On Passover we opened door for Elijah. Now our dog is gone.
After the warm rain the sweet smell of camellias. But did you wipe your feet?
Her lips near my ear, Aunt Sadie whispers the name of her friend's disease.
Today I am a man. Tomorrow I will return to the seventh grade.
Testing the warm milk on her wrist, she sighs softly. But her son is forty.
Like a bonsai tree, is your terrible posture at my dinner table.
Jews on safari — map, compass, elephant gun, fan, hard sucking candies.
The shivah visit: so sorry about your loss. Now back to my problems.
Mom, please! There is no need to put that dinner roll in your pocketbook.
Seven-foot Jews in the NBA slam-dunking! My alarm clock rings.
Sorry I'm not home to take your call. At the tone please state your bad news.
Is one Nobel Prize so much to ask from a child after all I've done?
Today, mild shvitzing. Tomorrow, so hot you'll plotz. Five-day forecast: feh
Yenta. Kvetch, Gevalt. Shlemiel. Shlimazl. Meshuganah Oy! To be fluent!
Quietly murmured at Saturday Synagogue services, Red Sox 5, Yankees 3.
Hard to tell under the lights. White Yarmulke or male-pattern baldness
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